Since it’s science fair season, let’s take a break from the solar system mobiles and potato alarm clocks and look at some cool, entertaining, and important science fair projects done by young people who are, let’s not mince words, way smarter than me.

Trivia Mafia’s new Editor-in-Chief Aaron Retka tells the tale of how and why 40 metalheads, led by Ronnie James Dio, ended up buying, donating, and shipping $3 million worth of agricultural machinery.