You're smart, right? So get a pair of "Smarty" pants, smartypants. That way you can focus on the important stuff, like bar trivia, and not waste valuable brainspace worrying about how uncomfortable your jeans are.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Wide-leg cut
• Relaxed fit
• Side pockets
• Elastic waistband with a drawstring
• Tear-away care label

Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.